The Super Bowl is next weekend, and a lot of people in the dorm are planning parties. Since it's a night game, Fenton and I will be able to attend although to us it'll be just after we wake up. We'll be drinking coffee, unlike many of the other partygoers.
The game is between the Colts and the Bears. I'm picking the Colts in the dorm betting pool, since they're not the ones normally hibernating right now. I'm not a big fan of Payton Humanning; he and his father and brother caused a lot of headaches for Beige University during their college careers.
Since few people around here care about the individual teams the parties will mainly focus on the TV commercials. A few months ago Kell mentioned that Herd Thinners spent an enormous amount of money on a Super Bowl ad with eye-popping graphics, arresting images and spellbinding concepts guaranteed to keep viewers riveted in one spot.
...Where they'd be easy to catch.