Okay, Fenton didn't exactly carry me across the threshold when we returned from our honeymoon. He flies me around so much on a daily basis, it would've been redundant.
The first thing we discovered when we got home was a privacy situation. Now, I've been living here since early this year, but I always slept in a bed while Fenton hung from the ceiling, so there was no...intimacy involved. Now there is.
swoon
Except Tree is aware of every movement occurring within her system, including things we'd rather keep between the two of us. After some initial consternation we told Tree about our concerns and she had no problem respecting our wishes.
Basically it's this: Anytime the shower runs for over 40 minutes, Tree shuts off her awareness functions in the bedroom. "Nuff said.
The rest of my week was spent sending Thank You notes to those who gave us gifts...including the ones who bailed at the wedding. I hope those people feel guilty about not coming...and that a sweet, cordial Thank You note from me twists the knife a little more.
As I write this, I'm taking a break from redecorating Tree's interior. Tree and I have actually been concocting this ever since the engagement.

My question: Any decorating suggestions?