Sunday, June 4. 2006
A TIGRESS'S PRIDE
Just as Rhonda suspected, it didn't take long to run into her old boyfriend Edgar. He even tracked us down at the insectivore fast food place Bug World (where I was eating breakfast and Rhonda was just having a Coke).
Surprisingly, he actually seemed to want to change his spots. (Yes, wrong feline, I know.) He still lives at home with his parents, and they have a traditional lion family. His father lays around all day watching ESPN, and his mother has a career in advertising and brings down a sizable paycheck to provide for her males. Rhonda says the arrangement makes her want to hurl zebra chunks.
After Rhonda left I told Edgar that Rudy might be able to help him win Rhonda back by learning to hunt. However, there's such peer-pressure against a male lion taking down his own food that it would have to be done outside of school.
I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't think Rhonda really did want him back, but she doesn't want to compromise her principles. She's very strong in that regard. Okay, she's strong in every regard.
Surprisingly, he actually seemed to want to change his spots. (Yes, wrong feline, I know.) He still lives at home with his parents, and they have a traditional lion family. His father lays around all day watching ESPN, and his mother has a career in advertising and brings down a sizable paycheck to provide for her males. Rhonda says the arrangement makes her want to hurl zebra chunks.
After Rhonda left I told Edgar that Rudy might be able to help him win Rhonda back by learning to hunt. However, there's such peer-pressure against a male lion taking down his own food that it would have to be done outside of school.
I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't think Rhonda really did want him back, but she doesn't want to compromise her principles. She's very strong in that regard. Okay, she's strong in every regard.
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