THE BREAKUP SONG

Wednesday, February 15. 2006

Rhonda is in the process of breaking up with her high school boyfriend Edgar. Since she's on the college hunting team she's becoming adept at bringing down larger and larger game. Edgar, meanwhile, is back at Caliban Academy dining on the smaller species around town.

Yes, Rhonda seems to be outgrowing him.

Edgar's a lion, and as a male of that species he doesn't plan on developing his hunting skills anyway. However, a tigress like Rhonda isn't interested in supporting a guy. She (like me) prefers a relationship with an equal division of labor.

So, I don't think they'll be producing any ligers in the future. (The only actual liger I know is this nerdy guy back at Caliban named Napoleon.)

Posted by Lindesfarne at 02:01 | Comments (7) | Trackbacks (0)

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Does "Napoleon" have any magic skills that you know of??

#1 Swifty on 2006-02-15 10:52 (Reply)

I hope he has numchuck skills! I've been looking for a boyfriend but I can only like boys with skills... Maybe he's good with a bo staff?

#1.1 Ligress on 2006-02-16 16:16 (Reply)

I have a turtle friend that is good with a bo. Named Donatello. You might like him and his buddies.

#1.1.1 Ken D. Lion on 2006-02-19 00:58 (Reply)

I think I know this guy. Did he catch delicious bass?

#2 Rebochan on 2006-02-17 00:36 (Reply)

Oh...wait a minute...seems like I do recall of hearing about this guy. Some late night, light hearted news report commented about him. Seems he was drawing images of these mythical beings...called...erm...Humans? Interesting how news gets around.

#3 jup-reindeer on 2006-04-29 15:17 (Reply)

Yeah, I've heard of that too. I wonder if Lindsefarne (spelt right?) would put up a picture of her creation?

#3.1 Swiftfeather on 2007-01-07 16:13 (Reply)

Napoleon the Liger eh?

... Funny, heard about another Liger by the same name up in Utah or Idaho... his friend's run for class president started a local fashion trend with the T-shirts they made. Plus, he supposedly had some 'sweet' dance moves.

#4 D-Zard on 2007-04-11 01:18 (Reply)

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