Sunday, November 1. 2009TRICK OR TREAT
I heard all about last night’s Halloween back home, how Francis dressed up as a rabbit while Coney and all of the neighborhood kids went as humans. (They used the characters from Rudy’s webcomic as models.)
In light of Francis’s metamorphosis, Rudy is now even more reluctant to return to his human-themed webcomic “Rondo and Viola.” He put it on hiatus to focus on the hunting team, which led to his becoming co-captain so the move seems to have worked out. Still, he probably needs a creative outlet of some sort. He did get a lot of positive attention from “R&V,” which was really important to building his confidence in general. He was a Guest of Honor at Manthrocon in Pennsylvania and got e-mails from all over the world. Heady stuff. Meanwhile, the main change in Francis’s behavior is an increase in his curiosity, which first became evident during the incident where he was going over to the Fennec boarding house and stealing food from traps. That was before his transformation, and he was climbing and swinging like the primates that normally reside in this world. Now that he’s fully human he’s ceased climbing, but his urge to explore has gone off the scale. Danielle told me this was normal for human babies, but she’s frustrated because she had so little experience with them during her life on the other side of the portal. She was the youngest of her family, and she left her world before becoming a mom, so she only has the vaguest idea on how to human-proof a home. So, today's question is for Danielle: how does she keep Francis from getting into everything he's not supposed to? Trackbacks
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1st. put locks on all cabinets he should not go into. Also cover the power outlets to keep him from getting shocked. Make sure he can get to all his toys so he does not have to go looking for them.
1. Keep the electrical sockets at baby level covered if not in immediate use-this includes surge protectors, even if they're not turned on. Babies have a knack for finding metal things to stick into electrical sockets and while that MIGHT not kill him, it hurts a lot. Let him wait until he's a stupid teenager to find out what metal in an electrical socket feels like.
2. I bet you can still buy padlocks there. See if you can get some big enough to lock two cupboard doors together-to keep him out of poisonous cleaners-even things that won't harm the local environment could harm him. Keep medicines in a cabinet he can't reach, even by climbing, and/or keep the doors on medicine cabinets locked. 3. Keep cords for blinds and curtains tied so he can't reach them-he could get tied up in them. Of course, since I've seen a cat do the same thing, that's probably already a rule over on your side. 4. Keep him out of plastic bags, if you have such things. 5. Babies love swimming, but are not good at it right off, so keep them away from water unless your hands are on them. Give them swimming lessons early, and continue until they have the hang of it-summers when school is out are perfect. I can't think of anything else-those are the things we learn in high school here in my town. I have to say that the one time I had a baby in my house, I never did any of these things, but like Danielle, I sort of just caught the baby when he tried to get into things he wasn't supposed to. It was hard work. It has been many years since I 'baby-proofed' a house... but I crawled around on all fours and saw any dangers fronm a baby's perspective. Musta worked 'cause now my babies are 36 and 32 and they have babies of their own
At the time of Rondo & Viola, it was believed that it caused the massive instinct loss merely by making people on your side aware that humans might exist. Now, with Francis, you have a human on your side and there is no instinct loss. Perhaps Rudy could pick up with his human strip again without any unwanted side-effects. He might just be able to chronicle Francis' behavior, since he's family...
Not being a parent myself, I don't know how much I can help Danielle. Two things I can suggest, though. One, move any household items which could be dangerous to a child (like soaps and drain-cleaners) to upper shelves. Since Francis is no longer climbing, this could help. Second, child-proof cabinets he can reach with locks of some sort. A rubber band looped over adjacent knobs can work for a while. The tension automatically shuts the door because he doesn't have the strength to hold it open. Once he figures out how to remove the rubber band (and he will), then there'll be trouble... A crib until he becomes a toddler. Then a fence across the door to his bedroom (and babyproof the bedroom). And put plugs in all the electric outlets not being used.
I am surprised you don't have this problem with your babies. I was once considering ferrets for pets, but balked when I read the amount of "ferretproofing" the house necessary to keep them from killing themselves with curiosity. To keep her kits from digging all over the place, Mom finished the basement and gave us a sandbox to dig in to satisfy our digging instinct. So find a way to contain and entertain the kid is my recomendation.
Now then, you may have noticed I went absent around the time Francis changed. The reason is simple, I pannicked. At first I was scouring for news of instinct loss, signs that I was losing mine, ect. Once that scare died down, the controversy spiked and I didn't want to draw attention to your blog. Then came teh worst twist, a hate group. Normaly, I have nothing against herbavores and carnivores getting along (being omnivorous this is no shock), but in an anti-human hate group, that's just disgusting. I tied to get our headmaster to ban it on campus, but since human is not a reconised species they can't be called a discriminatory group. Any help on how to thin them out would be helpful. I tried calling Heard Thinners, but they can't predate on campus AND tracking them off campus to predate later would not be anonymous stalking. Help would be apreceated. Oh and FYI, not domesticated (not that there is anything wrong with that), my species, fennecs, and naturaly social so asking for help is fine. Your in school? You might wanna focus on your English studies. Your spelling kinda sucks:
pannicked => Panicked teh => the normaly => normally herbavores => herbivores' reconised => recognized apreceated => appreciated naturaly => naturally I think "Guest" needs to check their own spelling...
"You're" instead of "Your" Yes, thank you for making fun of the dyslexic. That really helps with the hate-group issue.
Excellent point. Here it's known as "dystracksia," and is more common than people realize. (Both Rudy and Gran have it.) There are currently movements to increase awareness of it, and to show how it need not define individuals.
Thanks for the help. Danielle reads this, and I'm sure she's taking notes.
Only a few species have the curiosity that humans possess (I guess ferrets are one of those), so infant-proofing items aren't widely available. Thank heaven for E-Bay! Most species explore only to the point where they find what they're looking for. (Prey, foliage, etc.) Humans explore for the sake of exploring, it seems. I often wonder if my human background is why I'm drawn to research, while my genetic double is not. human possesses instinctive trains form all species to varying degrees. their stronger traits as said before tend to be curiosity to the point of putting their lives in danger and a reckless disregard for danger. all the the above tips seem good but one should also find a good sturdy play pen for them when you need a few minutes to check on dinner that's cooking or answer the door. i believe my playpens was a walk in closet with a split level door but i'm not sure. that was a long time ago. a final tip human children don't normally recolonize when they are tired and like most babies will fuss when all they really want to do is sleep
There are special latches that make it so it takes a hard push to open any door or cupboard, that are attached from the inside I would suggest looking for those. Make sure to put latches on trash cans. Obviously plugs for plugs can't be stressed enough. Taping down free cords is a good idea too.
Gates for any free doorways are necessary for crawlers--Francis can't jump like Coney, so height isn't an issue as long as it's tall enough to keep him locked in even when he starts to toddle. Keep things away from the edges of counters, too. My sister does have a trick or two for her kids, though. She purposely has an "explorer drawer" for the babies that they can pull open as they please when they're playing in the kitchen. It's filled with small stuffed animals and kitchen-themed teething toys (make sure that kid gets chewtoys!) so the kids got a feeling of "I found something!" and had something safe to play with. She also had one in the office for when they wanted to play when Daddy was on the computer. It worked great. Danielle, good luck! Also, I had image links but this thing kept thinking they were spam. Sigh... Baby-proofing a house can be a challenge, and inevitably the kid goes through a few bumps and bruises it seems. The "crawling about on all fours" to get the toddler's point of view does help.
Yep, humans can be pretty curious and daring, and not just as kids. Some adults continue to push the limits, such as daredevil stuntmen who seem to keep trying to go just a little faster and farther. More often, adults tend to be somewhat reserved. There are tons of things you can get/do to baby proof a house. I suggest baby gates to keep him out of places such as the kitchen (rather than attempt to baby proof the kitchen, it's a large room with many dangerous things in it). But, if this isn't viable (doorway too large for a gate) you can get child locks for the cabinet doors, with either alarms that go off when the door is opened, or to hold them shut to keep him out of them. You can get these plastic doorknob covers to keep him from opening doors to keep him out of the bathroom (babies like to play in the toilet for whatever reason) and other rooms so that you can keep track of him. People have already suggested the outlet covers, and some surge protectors come already child-proof. Any knicknacks she doesn't want broken should be moved to high shelves, or as I've heard of being done, glued down so that they are immovable. Another thing, windows should be watched as much as possible, and anything he can climb on to get to them put far away. I've heard stories of children (even my own uncle as a child) jumping out of windows pretending to be super heroes that can fly, and since there are flying species in your world and close to him he may pretend he can, too...
While the possibility of me become a dad is still years away, I do still remember when my youngest brother was a baby. I remember my mom putting gates around the stars so he wouldn't fall down them and little plastic locks on the cabnets he could reach. Also, little plastic plugs on unused electric sockets. I also remember all of those being a pain for me always having to open then close. I remember complaining alot, but I was like 12 at the time.
Well, hope that helps. I would say that the biggest thing is to make sure to always keep an eye on him, though I know this isn't always possible. If a child is curious and smart or resourceful enough they can get past some of the protective measures.
I'm also curious, I know that most of the residents on your side of the portal wear clothes (outside the wild) but it has been specifically mentioned that you do not cover your feet understandable since your fur keeps them warm I'm wondering if this is becoming a problem for little Francis since he doesn't have fur to warm him has he been having trouble with chills. (Especially in the winter) Don't forget this is Farncis' 1st. winter as a human. I am sure his feet will be well covered.
First, as has been pointed out, other species should have similar issues with inquisitive children. Given that a monkey in our world can take apart a TV to see how it works, they probably give mothers fits on your side.
Second, while I agree with outlet covers and latches on cabinets and drawers, this isn't going to completely solve the problem. I have personally witnessed a toddler not only remove a cabinet "child proof" lock, but disassemble it to see how it worked. This same child, at the age of two, removed an outlet cover and plugged in a fan. Third, the climbing might have lessened, but it hasn't stopped. Trust me on this. Pulling out drawers step-fashion to form ladders was something I did at that age. Could also climb onto the back of the bed and sail off. Also figured out how to climb trees. This is normal for humans. It will happen. Fourth, there's very few things a young human won't try. At the age of three, I had a dandy time climbing into sewer pipes, cleaning them out, and letting the water wash me into a pond. Fortunately, some adults found us before there was a tragedy. In other words, there's no substitute for eternal vigilance. Move anything sharp and poisonous to the very top shelves and remove the means to climb up to them. Put "bull dog" latches, where you have to pull back a spring to release, on your screen doors so they won't go roaming the neighborhood. Always keep them under eye contact. In general, you have to take the same measures for a toddler as you would in suicide prevention for an adult, and no, that's not a joke. How the heck did you survive your childhood?
Back to top: "Constant vigilance." Plug-covers, yeh, keep anything actually dangerous either too high to reach, or, more practically, somewhere less visited (I got a few ingots of refined lead in storage in my garage. Long story (big tar fire invovled). "Out of sight, out of mind" actually works wonders on kids. Heh, my own nephew, this past weekend (like the 4th time I've seen him, second time he's seen me, yet he already recognises me as his uncle. Friggin' adorable), I cooked him some meat I spiced and marinated just for him; just had to cut it up into really small bites first (human baby jaws aren't exactly strong, for two reasons: one; baby jaws are weak. Two; human jaws are pretty weak. Anything he gets into later that involves jaw use, he'll be at a disadvantage to, FYI). Dunno if any of George's DNA is... uh, 'involved' enough to give him any canid abilities/strenghts.... Yeah, what about that? Is Francis 100% human? Nothing of the fennec father involved (besides, by nececcity, a Y-chromosone)? Are any of the DNA markers active, or at all present in his Y--- since, as a boy, he would HAVE to have George's Y chromosone. But... In humans, the Y pretty much does nothing except make the bearer male. Not one thing else, apparently; no genetic diseases (that are Y-specific anyways), no dominant/recessive genes for any cosmetic features... apparently, just the one thing. Francis has hunted down, killed and eaten raw mice before...a gag which is suitable creepy now that it's revealed that he was human the whole time.
Just to clarify; at that time he was developing into a human. He wasn't human yet.
The climbing thing is definately true. My friend (who has 4 children, bless her) has two toddlers. They climb on EVERYTHING, including her dressers and over the railing of the stairs to jump onto her couch.
I just remembered something. Because children will also pull things and because of the using dresser drawers as stairs thing, it might be a good idea to anchor these items to the wall with something. Don't want them tipping over and falling on the little guy. As the others have said, locks on cabinets he can reach-and possibly the ones he can't reach as well. Also, I'd suggest that you find some other families of more inquistive species and ask them, since technologies in our world may not be available in yours.
Lindesfarne, as a human who just had a human baby in July, I just went through the baby-proofing stage.
I capped all the electrical outlets. I purchased a toilet lock and cabinet locks. I moved things up high, and I changed the miniblinds to the type children can't strangle in. She's not freely into stuff yet but I am so ready ;D Then there's the opposing view --
1). Baby-proofing, like idiot proofing, is not possible. Some hazards can be contained, but you shouldn't rely too much on the "devices". Eventually, cabinet locks and socket caps are figured out. Would you believe a social worker suggested a toilet lock, so the baby wouldn't fall in and drown? Of all my sibs children and other known child-connections, nobody ever came close to falling in the toilet. 2). I do not believe (as the mother of two, now past that stage) that complete baby-proofing is desirable. A certain amount of hazard is necessary to develop the concept of caution. And, just as an aside, and I'm sure you have the equivalent -- "Baby Einstein" videos are being recalled & refunded. They do not make children any smarter. I had understood toilet latches were supposed to keep toys and food from being flushed, possibly damaging the toilet.
Dorothy Kindle had 36 children: Dorothy Kendall had 6. http://www.kevinandkell.com/2003/kk1106.html (The strip said 38 kids for awhile, then settled on 36. I think there was a misunderstanding about a family of 36 kids + 2 parents and someone got confused.) Just remembered -- isn't Kell friends with her mechanic, who is a cat? Trust me, we go through a major inquisitive phase; there might be more of us alive if we didn't (you know what they say about curiosity). If she's in contact with her mother still, she might have some advice.
And now I have a question. Grandma Kindle had 36 offspring that all survived to adulthood. That's extremely rare for a rabbit; in fact, I think she's unique. And it's been said that there are counterparts on the human side for those of us here. So...does that mean that somewhere on the human side, Danielle's mother had 36 children? Or are the parallels less exact? I doubt anybody would be able to answer this (except maybe Ms. Aura), but it's at least an interesting thought. I didn't think that humans tended to have that many children...am I right? Well, from reading the comic, human!Danielle said she was one of six children, but the 36 Kindle kids were born in six births (as a human, I have trouble with my 2 bros, I don't want to have to immagine what adding another 33 would be like). What happened with the other 30, I don't know. When it comes to multiverse stuff, it's best not to think about it too hard.
Talk of numbers of children amongst humans our side of the gap are not really helpful, our situation is extremely different from that applicable your side.
First, we are unique over here, there are no other technologically savvy species, probably no sapients other than ourselves (and that may be stretching the definition of sapient a bit). Secondly, we have no predators to speak of. One thing we have been very successful at is wiping out any species that represents a physical threat to us (which raises some interesting questions about life form the other side of the gap. Like, are there any mammoths there? Aurochs? Dodoes? But I digress.). Essentially we do not have anything limiting our numbers except our enviroment and ourselves, Thirdly, medical advances mean that more of our children are surviving to adulthood (well over 99% in "First World" countries). One side effect of this is that we are choosing not to have as many children as our ancestors did. For comparison, I was born 1954, and am the oldest of two. My brother has only one son (though his current wife - his third - has four by her previous marriage). My nephew has a daughter, and though he may have more children, that is looking increasingly unlikely. One, two (or sometimes three) is a fairly typical number of children in a modern family in Britain (where I live, and where my father's family comes from). In contrast, my father (born 1918) was the youngest of five. His father (born c 1884) was the youngest of twelve, as was his father. A couple of centuries ago here the number of children being born per couple was probably about six or seven, most of whom would have died of disease in childhood. The modern situation in England is NOT typical of our Earth yet, though it is getting there as medical technology spreads. One other point, on the idea of letting Francis and any daughter you have marry and have kids. Frankly, unless you are willing to see several thousand more humans move across to your world, I would strongly recommend against. Whatever the various religions may say, the odds of a population of humans with only two ancestors in one generation surviving any significant length of time is small. For a start their own children would have to commit incest to have children. And it would be several generations after that before anyoine was distantly enough related for any marriage not to be incestuous by most legal systems over here. The only way round this woiuld be to create a large population of humans, and that means large scale migration. There is a good reason why many species our side of the gap (NOT just humans) have behaviours that prevent inbreeding. It would be far kinder to leave Francis a unique specimen, and allow the human species to die out there than to inflict the horrors that could be the fate of his descendants if they inherited such a limited gene-pool. Probably the firstborn of each litter has a human counterpart.. then again, that leaves a rather odd imbalance between the two portals.
Large numbers of spawn are the norm for my family (usually 3 to 6 per couple, but we've had them up to 10). Child-PROOF is impossible, but child-RESISTANT is possible.
Recommended: Special latches on the doors (ESPECIALLY cabinets close to the floor!), caps for the electrical outlets, finding every possible route a 2-foot-high climber can take, and - above all - ETERNAL VIGILANCE with ANYTHING they can pick up, especially tools and things that can be improvised tools (pencils and eating utensils especially!). Of course if you want the child to be perfectly safe, I recommend becoming undead so you don't need to eat or sleep and can watch him 24/7. Otherwise, just do your best. I am imagining a Francis-ball being invented by an intrepid, young, hedgehog scientist... chuckles
No one has mentioned it yet, but the Fennec's water heater should be turned down, so that Francis turning on the hot water will not scald him, should he get near a sink or tub. Stove controls should be covered, too. Faucet covers for tub are sold - those are handy for avoiding bath bumps and non-slip appliques on the enamel will help, too. Also, cosmetics, medicines, and supplements can all poison children. I read that the most common poisoning of small children were overdoses of their parents' iron supplements. They look like candy, Mom or Dad take them in front of Jr., and a very small amount can put a child into coma, or worse. Also, be wary of toys (or parts of toys) small enough to swallow, but too large to pass the throat opening. Suffocation is more likely in humans than in animal juveniles. Francis needs intellectual stimulation - that is what his explorations are telling you. Toys set out for him to 'discover,' and letting him explore heavy or fragile objects with your help while on your lap are some strategies to try. Childhood iron poisoning victim right here. My mom left out a bottle of iron pills on a kitchen counter when I was very young. My dad told me that I came into the bathroom while he was in the shower and (I think) knocked on the shower door until he opened it. I had the bottle with me and said "All gone." I ended up being rushed to the ER where they induced vomiting. Long story short, no leaving things that could be dangerous out on a counter within reach on Francis. If it's shiny, looks edible and/or colorful, he'll probably make a beeline for it.
Everyone here has provided good advice. Another thing to remember though, is to make sure that there are no small objects that he can get too. Human children with there inquisitive nature may try to eat it thinking it is food. Least you don't have to worry about pets like humans do...Well except for Daisy, but she wouldn't hurt anyone.
Thats all I can think to add to the advice others have given. By the way keep up the good work Lindesfarne You Humans have it hard on child proofing. I read nothing about scent avoidance marking. Just rubbing the kid's nose in something they hate, then scent marking all 'off limit' zones isn't enough, huh? Got to have all this trouble and accessories sounds demanding.
It's a little different here because humans don't use scent to mark things like territory or to warn others off of something. There's also been a huge push for this kind of thing. When I was a kid, I don't remember there being any of this childproofing stuff around, and some of our toys were downright hazardous.
In a way I wish it was as easy as scent marking. It would save money and probably some headaches too. On the other hand, I'm not sure I'd want bad smells in my house just to keep him off stuff. So, today's question is for Danielle: how does she keep Francis from getting into everything he's not supposed to? Duct tape!
She is fast. realy fast. fast as a BUNNY you might say.
Being a demensional traveler myself, I have seen many ways to deal with babies throughout the demensions. So I do not think there is any right way to do this, other than to just try and make yoru home as safe as possible.
Who knows? Maybe this curiousity could be a benefit. After all, Coney likes mice, and Francis could help find them right? as as adoptee in a blended family, one of the things my parents observed was that the sort of trouble that I got in to (piling things up to climb on, or crawl under, anything that involved sloppy, muddy mixtures...) and the trouble my younger sib tended towards (the path to the cookie jar, the contents of other people's pockets) were very different, and based on our natures -
and while I was quickly shamed into sensible behavior by the artfully miserable look on poppa's hound-dog face, it was often needed for my mother to discipline my brother... well, like a terrier shaking a rat, eh? one thing we both shared was the process of learning about ourselves by pretending to be anything BUT what we were - we were both natural mimics, and practiced the habits and gestures of all who struck our fancy for good or ill - my impersonation of the dour jackass who taught us grammar taught me once and for all that SOME sorts of trouble are well worth the taking I think that, as Francis explores his world, he will play at being all things, with all creatures, and I wouldn't be at all surprised if Rudy finds out he's not the only member of the family with a costume closet - To answer the Daniel question: Good [CENSORED FOR GOOD TASTE]ing luck! We humans are nothing if not creative ...a few good examples of bad ideas gone wild are: The atom bomb, the Flame Thrower, and the political party. Atom bomb's tech came from an original thought on how to harness the power for good means, the flame thrower, no ones quite sure, but we joke about it being the Lazy factor, "Yaknow..I'd like to set him on fire...but he's way over there...if I just had a way to throw the fire over there so I didn't have to get up.."...and the Political party..well you guys have those so you should know how bad those ideas are.
...Can you do a little research on history and how these things affected it for good and ill before you say these things? Just to make my head hurt less? Like how the fear of atomic war stopped Russia and the US from going at it with real armies? Or how the flamethrower was invented in WWI by the German army as part of an incredible arsenal of new and dangerous weapons that they used to nearly defeated the Allies with had the Americans not stepped in due to the bombing of the Lusitania, which Wilson used as an excuse to join the War? Or that political parties are what drives America today to be an impartisan country as a whole because each represents a different viewpoint, and countries that DON'T have open political parties tend to be ruled by tyrants?
sigh Oh I wasn't saying they didn't have a good effect at some point. I was merely stating the item itself was not good. Nukes have their place, as do flamethrowers...though political parties I, like George Washington, am still against. No reason to have "parties" when its supposed to be the best man for the job
On the human's side there is a cartoonist, Bill Holbrook. He makes money by his carttoon.
But extensively, the places he once made money from, like plan 9, are defunct, and have been for a while. He has got his store up and runnng, but from Wiki to a link on his site, most links reference plan 9 and other useless places. I do not really care if this shows up, Bill, but please hunt down those links and update. Sean You keep saying 'genetic double' as well as 'I have a few genes that point to a human past'
Love, it can not be both ways. Try this, maybe? Almost Genetic double'? Closest genetic? Somatic double? |
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