Sunday, October 5. 2008SQUARE PEGIt was an enormous honor for Dad to be appointed to the Rabbit Council, although he remains an outsider among the group. When they convene he’s the only one who sits under a lamp while the rest remain in shadow. At first he thought that they sat in darkness out of an instinct for self-preservation, but with Coney there they should have nothing to fear. To be honest, I never paid much attention to rabbit politics while I was growing up in the warren. You might say that was for obvious reasons, but looking back I wish I had. (I’m making up for that now.) Speaking of instincts, last week I was asked about how Danielle and I acquired our respective rabbit and hedgehog instincts when we “crossed over” from being human. In my case, I was infant so I didn’t have an established neural framework to re-wire. It was more complicated for Danielle, and in some respects it was an incomplete process. She still enjoys eating meat, for instance, and is generally fearless. (The latter trait, of course, does run in the family.) Danielle does acknowledge, though, that she has picked up some strong rabbit instincts. She won’t elaborate, but when she says that she smiles...at George. My hedgehog instincts are still in full force. I wonder, though, if my being born as a human had something to do with being able to spent my entire childhood believing I was a herbivorous porcupine instead of an insect-eating hedgehog. Angelique forced that belief on me since she didn’t want to feed me crickets, but perhaps my origins left me malleable enough to maintain that identity all the way to my senior year in high school. That needs more research. Research...Mmmm...happy place... Trackbacks
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Interesting that you are getting interested in (rabbit) politics. I have had it up to here with politics in the human USA. We are entering the final month of a long presidential campaign. Either major ticket would be historic. Not to make this a political rant, I was just wondering if you have such an election coming up. The Republican picked a female running mate (only second such VP candidate, and the first one lost). The Democrat is half African-American, that 150-year-ago enslaved people I told you about before.
If you have an election coming up, what are the species of the two major candidates and their running mates? Yes, that's what I meant when I said I was getting involved; I'm working on-campus for one of the Presidential candidates. However, as I've said previously I'd prefer this blog to be non-partisan and politics-free.
I did earlier mention here that the Democratic candidate is a gazelle and the Republican is a porcupine. The GOP Vice-Presidential candidate is a female moose. A female moose? How ironic that her human counterpart likes to hunt moose. Just imagine if, by some twist of fate, that human entered a portal....
I've noticed that whenever the comic includes a moose, we don't get to see his or her face. The cartoonist must find them too ugly. Incidentally, he also never shows R.L.'s whole face at one time. I know you've seen it; can you confirm that we wouldn't want to? "The GOP Vice-Presidential candidate is a female moose."
Wow! Talk about some heavy irony! It's my understanding that the Republican VP candidate on the human side of the portal hunts and shoots moose! (Mooses? Meese? I've never quite been able to get that particular plural straight...) Let's hope the two never meet or things could get messy... If there is one thing I can say it's never trust a moose. One of my previous neighbours was a moose and she kept stealing apples from my tree. As for the Rabbit Council, any group that has shady characteristics or secretive plans should not be taken lightly "For prove of this just look at the Great Bird Conspiricy GBC, the Far East Union FEU, the Illuminati, and the Great Old Ones".
Groups who practice such ways should have an eye kept on them at all times to prevent disastrous effects created by their plans. The problem, R.C., is that it's hard to see in the dark -- which is precisely why these shadowy organizations prefer to plot their sinister misdeeds (or even just avoid any kind of accountability) there.
I've got a question I've been forgetting to ask about your world's fiction stories. I'd be a little bit surprised is you didn't have stories of vampires and werewolves, but since you don't have humans, do you have stories of humanoid creatures like elves and dwarves? If so, what are they like?
Interesting your version of Palin is a moose. Over here, she's hunted them in the past. Talk about "you are what you eat."
And no surprise the others on that council prefer to work in the shadows, as politics has a reputation of being a shady business. One German politician once remarked "if you like sausages and laws, you don't want to see either being made." Of our election, I have supporters of both sides among my friends. Of half who know where I stand, there's a general agreement to disagree, and move on. Lately there's been a fad among Obama supporters of wearing T-shirts with his name and likeness. Some wonder if there could be charges of voter harassment because of the rule of no campaigning for a candidate within the poll booth area. I'm not campaigning for either candidate, though in Second Life (our version of Ninth Life on your side) I do sumbit articles of political news to an online newspaper that covers goings-on there, doing my best to keep my bias aside. So far, friends who hold opposing views haven't complained. Those who know me know I'm a huge Tolkein fan. He populated his "Lord of the Rings" trilogy with a vast animal population of real and imaginary species, including elves and dwarves. (Hobbits were small rabbit-like creatures.)
Speaking as one on Lindy's side of the portal, I've always chuckled at the choice of candidates as well - I am a Democrat, so I'll be voting for the gazelle (sorry, Lindy, about bringing politics in here, but I want to illustrate to the humans how quirky things get here when politics and the food chain mix) but also (being a lion), gazelle is definitely one of my all time favorite foods! (My wife hunted and killed three gazelles for me for my last birthday. I was one happy lion!)
I was thinking that you have very few instincts Lindsfarne. I mean with enjoying flying and being able to be herbivoros I can't seem to note if you have any instincts, except being afraid of Rhonda. She shouldn't have gotten so annoyed at you for that, by the way, instincts are instincts after all.
Anyway, how is Rhonda and her husband doing? And your roommate and her girlfriend? For some reason, the comic that allows us to see your world has never shown her, she is a horse right? Rhonda and Quinn are happily married and going to Beige University together. They're living in the Family Housing Dorm, and Fenton and I see them at least once a week. I keep expecting to hear news about them becoming a family, but no news yet.
Rachel and Joan (who is a horse) are still very much in love, but they still have a long-distance relationship. Those are difficult, as Fenton recognized. (He didn't really need to come to Beige for a degree as he already had a career going, but he came to be close to me.) I have a list of interesting questions.
1. What grade is Rudy, Fiona, Bruno and Corrie in? 2. What year of collage are you in? 3. How old is Coney? 4. Where in the country is the Domain? 5. How are the Mice and Squirrel? 6. Did you ever find out what happened to Vin Vulpen? 7. Is Steve Erwin still alive on your side? 8> I remember Kevin's Ex wife Angelique having a daughter that was a skunk, what was her name and how old is she now? I ask thies questions becuse of some general confusion over on our side of the Portal. And I would imagine George either smiles back or gets REALLY nervous?
I'm all for discretion, but I think we all know what Danielle is talking about 1. Rudy, Bruno and Fiona are in eleventh grade. Corrie is the same age, but got her high school degree early.
2. I'm in my third year of college. 3. Coney is three. 4. Domain is in the Southeastern part of the country. 5. They're fine and contented, so they tell me. 6. No, he was listed as deceased, but Rudy hints otherwise. On this subject, involving criminal activity on the part of Vin, I rein in my curiosity. 7. Sadly, no. It was a freak accident with a stringray. 8. Gweneth. She's eight now. It's interesting that you say that Coney is only three years old, Lindesfarne - over on our side of the portal, the webcomic depicting her birth (!) was printed about thirteen years ago. Perhaps time moves faster over here?
You make an interesting point that falls in line with a notion I had. Our worlds share events, weather paterns and even personal lives. However, the passage of time may be askew. Miss Dewclaw posts during the night, when others swear that it is their daytime. We may be highly out of step with our calendars and/or clocks. We may be living a whole hour when your world needs a full day, or a week.
Explaining this kind of stuff falls under the category of quantum mechanics, as I understand it. And, believe the fact that I barely grasp that stuff, as it is. So, anyone that can apply, feel free to chime in here. Hello Lindesfarne.
You haven't heard from me in awhile because I've been busy with my own research on the effects of dimensional shifts. Humans have almost no instincts. We make up for this fact with an extremely high learning ability, and tend to reject what instincts we do have in favor of reason (not always a wise choice, considering some events) Some humans who are adopted by animals (no offense to you) develop automatic responses that are basically the same as instinct, having watched and learned from their adoptive families. As a reasoning former human in a world of intelligent animals, you were likely able to reject the instinct for eating bugs and nocturnal activity in favor of eating plants and diurnal activity because Angeline told you what you should be. (another human characteristic is that most humans do what they're told to a ridiculous degree. Again, not the best thing for Earth.) Argh, now that I have this on here I realize it dosen't make a lot of sense. If you have any suggestions, comments, etc, I appreciate them. i must respectfully disagree. humans do have instincts but are taught since being a toddler to ignore and suppress them. this leads to the lack of understand and use of them inhuman worlds.
Thank you for the comment, but you're just restating my observations. I didn't say humans have no instincts, I said we have ALMOST no instincts. I fully realize we have instincts, such as hunches, which is a connection the brain makes without analyzing the subject conciously, and we simply ignore them most of the time.
As for ignoring instincts because of social pressure, that was also hinted upon with my humans-living-with-animals example and my comment that a human trait is to do what we're told. I didn't make these entirely clear, perhaps because I'm used to reading between lines. I don't want to step on anyone's toes, but it's frustrating when someone objects and proceeds to restate my opinions. then allow me to apologize. over that past weeks many of us have stated similar things. i one of the worlds i have frequents humans have the abilities to develop a shark like sense of electromagnetic fields that let them lock on living entities even form great distance.
Fearless, eh? That may well be more of a personal trait than a human one. I know a number of humans that would completely freak out if a bipedal predator coming at them, especially if they weren't armed at the time.
On the other hand, it would be a bit difficult for some of us to get frightened by species that we consider prey or keep as pets (most of them, anyway). On a side note, I know from one of the previous comics that some predators consider running over animals in cars a landmark in growing up, but is that a very big issue over there? I ask because... um... let's just say that my parent's car needs a new headlight now. Speaking of crime, I was curious. Most crimes seem to parallel from your world to the human, fraud, robbery and the like. The one crime that doesn't is murder. Pedators prey on thier fellow citzens every day. On the other hand your grandfather was sent to jail for killing a Herd Thinners exec, and Chester Cheetah got in trouble for killing the identity thief. If either of these indiviudals had consumed thier victim would they have been off of the hook?
If Rudy is hinting that Vin may be alive, please do your best to get him to stop. While RL would probably be satisfied with Vin being put in jail, Angelique is vindictive. She'd want him dead and would pull any underhanded trick to make him that way. She's your ex-adoptive mother: you know this as well (if not better) than anyone.
I was surprised that neither you or anyone on this side mentioned the passing of a certain person last week. While he did favor one set of politics over another (who doesn't?), what was important was what he did. His name was Paul Newman. As an actor, his career lasted five decades, as did his marriage. More importantly, he put his name and fame on the line to help others. He started Newman's Own brands of foodstuffs and donated every cent of the profits to charity, specifically by setting up camps for severely ill children to get away from their life-threatening diseases for a while. He could even joke that his salad dressing was grossing more than his movies did. He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look upon his like again. (Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 2) On the topic of Vin Vulpen being dead or alive, we humans certainly know, but I think we should be ethical about it and let him rest in peace.
I've heard that some herbivorous mammals will eat meat on occasion, if any other source of protein is unavailable. One such animal is a species of deer that live on an island somewhere near Europe (I think it's near Europe anyways) so let's say Danielle's non-rabbit instinct an actual instinct for looking for more protein, shall we The difference between murder and standard predation is basically this: the prey has to be completely anonymous to the predator. There can't be another agenda (revenge, personal gain, etc.) besides nourishment.
Yes, Paul Newman passed any here, too. A great philantropist, in addition to his many other roles on and off the screen. In fairness, it's about time you reveal the species of the Democratic vice presidential candidate. I'm thinking some nondescript turtle.
Interestingly, I read another comic strip showing a world of animals, and the Democratic and Republican candidates there are ursine and canine, those being plays off their names. I still can't see why your world doesn't have a problem with conspiracy. Predator A wants to kill Prey C, Predator B wants to kill Prey D, and A and B meet and agree to "anonymously hunt" D and C respectively. That reminds me... In your world, was there a movie called Throw Momma From The Train? I want to try an experiment.
I wonder what would happen if someone here sent you a link to a YouTube video. Would, if say, I posted a clip from Iron Chef, would you still see them as humans or would you see them as their respective animal counterparts? And vice verse, if you sent us a video of something from your world (I'm thinking of one of Rudy's games) would we see them as humans or animals? Yeah, I've got too much time to think. In the past, it looks like people on either side of the portal see their own internet's version of things, barring this one shared sight. If there are other shared sights, we haven't found them yet.
This makes sense. In either (or multiple) reality(ies), many people share the same actions/ideas/etc. So, posting things at the same time to the same URL should generate the same link. But, the access won't cross over. It'll just stay local.
However, I know too darn well that the Universe has an irate sense of humor and throws monkey wrenches about the place like they were going out of style. If two plus two equals five here, it'll be good as gold that it'll equal four somewhere else.34 Which brooks my next question. We see Lindesfarne's story here as it was intended (as in, as they are animals). Do they see a similar webcomic here or has Rudy's past comic nixed that since it caused instincts to go haywire?
And admittedly, the only reason I asked was I was dying to know what animal the Chairman was. Paul Newman was born near my town. What species is he there? My local paper made a big deal about him, being a native and all. Sorry I missed the candidates species, I don't always catch every reply of yours.
If I remember correctly, Paul Newman was a blue-eyed red fox -- not to be confused with the other Red Fox, the comedian. But Lindesfarne could tell you better.
Somehow, watching that black panther fake a heart attack to get his way never got old.
But, the name change to Redd Foxx...nope. Never understood that one. |
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